-- Betty and the Bat now officially has three more posts left before the end of this arc. I've just made this executive decision. I'd thought about making it four and having the last post be a tease into the next arc, but I've decided to just cut it clean. It's entirely possible that one of those parts will be posted later today.

-- Right now I'm in the process of Downloading Oceans 11 and Oceans 13, because in my head Danny is wondering exactly how someone has managed to steal the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. He would like to would like to worship at this person's feet, possibly have massive amounts of sex with them if they are female (and, you know, Rusty doesn't mind). The only problem is that I need to soak in a bit of Oceans dialouge before I attempt anything. So I'll do that before working on getting Danny Ocean and Carmen Sandiego in bed together. (George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Jones... they should have sex all the time)

-- Once I've gotten somewhere with that, I'll likely return to doing Betty/Bruce one shots here and there. They'll be more in the vein of what they originally were... standalones, no over all plot. Those are so much easier, in terms of keeping the dialouge snappy, I've found. I have other things I'd like to see them discuss and interactions with the rest of the DCU which are hilarious and fluffy in my mind, but really don't advance any sort of plot.

That is all!
<3 Piper

Title: Betty and the Bat (Ficlet #12)
Fandom: Batman Begins/Ugly Betty
Characters/Pairing: Betty Suarez, Christina McKinney, Justin Suarez, and Hilda Suarez
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,407
Summary: Like Cinderella getting ready for the ball...
Notes: This is the 12th part in a rather unusual crossover which takes place after Season one of Ugly Betty and the end of Batman Begins; it's AU from there.

Sorry about the delay on this one. I got caught up in midterms (well... one midterm, at least) and didn't have much time to write. This has been written for awhile, but I'm OCD about these things and like to be four ahead of what I'm actually posting, so I had to write way into the Ball before I could even think about posting part one. Anyway, spring break is coming up and I'm going home on Wednesday, so hopefully I can pump out some more in a more rapid pace.

Without futher ado, part twelve.

• Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, part 10, and Part 11

( Don't make out with my boss tonight. )

Title: Partners (drabble)
Fandom: Oceans Eleven/Carmen Sandiego
Characters/Pairing: Danny Ocean and Carmen Sandiego
Rating: PG
Word Count: 313
Notes: This was supposed to be longer, but right now it's just to get the creative juices flowing for the weekend. I'm going to try and write more Betty/Bats, but drabbles are good too.

I played Carmen for awhile in an RP and my PB was Catherine Zeta Jones. Just some background.

( So. Are we going to do this? )

Title: Betty and the Bat (Ficlet #10)
Fandom: Batman Begins/Ugly Betty
Characters/Pairing: Betty Suarez, Bruce Wayne, and Selina Kyle
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,894
Summary: Finally, a girlfriend Betty approved of.
Notes: This is the 10th part in a rather unusual crossover which takes place after Season one of Ugly Betty and the end of Batman Begins; it's AU from there.

• Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, and Part 9.

( You might end up with some unexpected reading time tonight after all. )

Title: Smiles
Fandom: Batman Begins/Batman Beyond
Characters/Pairing: Maxine Gibson/Bruce Wayne
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,977
Summary: All Max wants is a good old fashioned smile.
Notes: Written for Yuletide in December.

( Even Bruce Wayne enjoyed a girl in a plaid skirt. )

Title: Betty and the Bat (Ficlet #8)
Fandom: Batman Begins/Ugly Betty
Characters/Pairing: Betty Suarez and Bruce Wayne
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,895
Summary: Betty, meet Bruce. Bruce, surrender to meet Betty's aggressive side.
Notes: This is the eight part in a rather unusual crossover which takes place after Season one of Ugly Betty and the end of Batman Begins; it's AU from there.

• Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, and Part 7
( Are these rules… flexible? )

Title: Betty and the Bat (Ficlet #6)
Fandom: Batman Begins/Ugly Betty
Characters/Pairing: Betty Suarez, Bruce Wayne, Hilda Suarez, and, Alfred Pennyworth
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,372
Summary: Two separate conversations.
Notes: This is the fourth part in a rather unusual crossover which takes place after Season one of Ugly Betty and the end of Batman Begins; it's AU from there.

So I'm hoping to have the next part of this up mid-week. The next part is the Big Reveal and this one is a bit shorter, because the Reveal is a tad longer than usual. It's written and everything, but I have to finish up the next part before I can post it ;-)

• Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5.

( My job is not a pyramid scheme )

Title: Betty and the Bat (Ficlet #4)
Fandom: Batman Begins/Ugly Betty
Characters/Pairing: Betty Suarez and Christina McKinney
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,450
Summary: Betty describes her night's adventures to an old friend.
Notes: This is the fourth part in a rather unusual crossover which takes place after Season one of Ugly Betty and the end of Batman Begins; it's AU from there.

• Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.

( I get mugged in Gotham? How is that fair? )

Title: Betty and the Bat (Ficlet #2)
Fandom: Batman Begins/Ugly Betty
Characters/Pairing: Betty Suarez and Bruce Wayne
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,403
Summary: Bruce vaguely wonders why his new assistant seems so nervous.
Notes: This is the second part in a rather unusual crossover which takes place after Season one of Ugly Betty and the end of Batman Begins; it's AU from there. You can read Part 1 here.

Thank you to all those who read and commented on the first part!

( There was sketchy… and then there was Gotham. )

Title: Untitled
Fandom: My special perversion of Harry Potter and... the Chicago Cubs?
Word Count: 540
Rating: G
Summary/Notes: Why? I'm... in love with Matt Murton and his bright red hair. I'm convinced he's a Weasley. Also I was allowed to have a bit of wine at Christmas this year (which is when I wrote this). I've never written baseball fic before.
Disclaimer: I don't own Matt Murton or Harry Potter. I just have crazy dreams.

( That's middle America for you )